The Lawyer & The Nurse
At The Yards
For Children
The Lawyer & The Nurse's Birthday Celebrations for Children are a personal affair. Our ready-made themes of a Mad Hatter's Tea Party & Roald Dahl's Afternoon Tea (Matilda, BFG, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, etc) can be made every bit as special as you would like them to be. As with everything we do at The Lawyer & The Nurse, we try to add a touch of magic. Our resident magician plays a great Mad Hatter, and his sleight of hand skills never fail to impress young & old alike.
... And, don't forget, we are committed to welcoming all children regardless of learning differences & neurodivergent conditions. If children would find the main tearoom too overwhelming, we are happy to accommodate them in our sensory dining space.
We know that sometimes finding an appropriate venue can be problematic due to a child's specific needs. It may be they have a preference for beige food, specific cutlery, favoured crockery, or may only eat food prepared by a parent/trusted adult. Just let us know, as we aim to be a venue where all families can enjoy themselves.
For every 10 parties booked, The Lawyer & The Nurse will ensure a young carer is thrown a free party. If you know, or are aware of, any child carer whose life could be brightened by a magical tea party for them and their friends - please let us know.
The Mad Hatter's Tea Party
''I'm afraid so, you're entirely bonkers - but I'll tell you a secret... all the best people are.''
''Have I gone mad?''
For a curious unbirthday celebration, talk to us about our 'Mad Hatter's
Tea Party' - with stunning 'eat me' cakes and delicious 'drink me'
traditional Victorian lemonade. You cannot trust your own eyes when
our Mad Hatter Magician is around. For £12.99 a head with a minimum
of 10 people per party, we offer;
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Wonderous Afternoon Tea
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Sleight-of-Hand Victorian Parlour magic to amuse all (£60)
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Utterly frabjous made-to-order birthday cakes (£25-£45)
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Party favours to take home that would make the Cheshire Cat grin
And the above options are just that - options. We work with you so that all of our parties have a personal approach and we can tailor the package accordingly, as we understand that all children are different.
For clarity, these parties can be for children, adults, or the ones we love most.
''I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.''
Roald Dahl's Afternoon Tea
''If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.''
Big, Friendly, and Giant is the best description of our Roald Dahl themed birthday party - so grab a golden ticket for a beautiful Afternoon Tea Party, with magic that Matilda would be proud of. We guarantee to be as fantastic as Mr Fox! For £12.99 a head with a minimum of 10 people per party, we offer;
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Flavoury-Savoury Afternoon Tea served on a Roald Dahl themed table
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Victorian Parlour Magic that would send The Witches running (£60)
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Scrumdiddlyumptious made-to-order birthday cakes (£25-£45)
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Phizz-whipping Party favours to take home
And the above options are just that - options. We work with you so that all of our parties have a personal approach and we can tailor the package accordingly, as we understand that all children are different.
For clarity, these parties can be for children, adults, or the ones we love most.
''Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.''
Learning Disability Disco
''A little magic can take you a long way.''
Popular with neurodivergent children, this is a low-key event with music played
at a level that does not overwhelm, and gives encouragement to explore movement
and dance. The sensory dining area provides the perfect space to give participants the
best opportunity to enjoy these community events without experiencing sensory overload. Any children under 18 must be accompanied by a parent or carer, who can chat with other adults over a coffee, tea, something stronger - or a delicious cake.
''But I don't want to go among mad people!''
''Oh you can't help that - we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.''
''How do you know I'm mad?''
''You must be, or you wouldn't have come here.''
Celebrations For Adults
Engagement announcements, Parlour Weddings, Wakes, Anniversaries, Birthdays,
Baby Showers, Christenings, and anything else you'd want a great venue for.
Events For Groups & Organisations
Neurodivergent & Other Community Group Meetups, Planning Events, Christmas Parties - hold them somewhere
a bit more unique than usual to treat your colleagues.
Special Events
& Evenings
When evening comes, our tearoom scrubs up, gets it's glad rags on and becomes a truly unique backdrop for some truly unique events. Close-Up Victorian Parlour magic, Psychic Nights, Murder Mysteries, Jazz Evenings, & more.
